O Christmas lights, shine!
Why wait until all is done,
before you go out?
Every year the same,
Charlie Brown's dissed for his tree.
Will they never learn?
Christmas sales, please come.
I need you right now, and not
after presents bought.
Three ghosts come, three go.
Ebenezer's world is rocked,
Tiny Tim wins most.
Snowman on the ground
is tacky but still better
than when inflated.
