September 19, 2009

The Girl From Isle Tortuga

Arr! Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day to ye! Once again this year I have a new episode of A Pirates Life for yer listenin' pleasure. Enjoy, and don't forget to talk like a pirate or I'll throw ye to the bilge rats!



Run time: 4:32

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Girl from Isle Tortuga

Buxom, blonde and oh so wenchly
The girl from Isle Tortuga goes walkin’
And when she passes each pirate lad goes Arrr!

Full red lips, they’re made for kissin’
But try it and you’ll soon go missin’
So all the lads just watch ‘er pass and go Arrr

Arrr, she belongs in me hammock
She laughs and calls me a lummox
Me hand sailed north from her stomach
and she felt so good on my lap,
Till she gave me face a big slap

She’s a face that makes me quiver
But the lads and I’re just chopped liver
So when she passes each pirate lad goes Arrr!

Buxom, blonde and oh so wenchly
The girl from Isle Tortuga goes walking
But as I drink me ale, she walks away.
She walks away. Arr, she walks away!

1 comment:

Gary G said...

Cap'n Gizmo,

Ye never fail to amaze me. You should quit your day job and go on tour.