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The Girl From Isle Tortuga

Arr! Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day to ye! Once again this year I have a new episode of A Pirates Life for yer listenin' pleasure. Enjoy, and don't forget to talk like a pirate or I'll throw ye to the bilge rats!


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Girl from Isle Tortuga

Buxom, blonde and oh so wenchly
The girl from Isle Tortuga goes walkin’
And when she passes each pirate lad goes Arrr!

Full red lips, they’re made for kissin’
But try it and you’ll soon go missin’
So all the lads just watch ‘er pass and go Arrr

Arrr, she belongs in me hammock
She laughs and calls me a lummox
Me hand sailed north from her stomach
and she felt so good on my lap,
Till she gave me face a big slap

She’s a face that makes me quiver
But the lads and I’re just chopped liver
So when she passes each pirate lad goes Arrr!

Buxom, blonde and oh so wenchly
The girl from Isle Tortuga goes walking
But as I drink me ale, she walks away.
She walks away. Arr, she walks away!

Borrowed Time Launch Date Set

I am excited to announce that Borrowed Time will launch on Penslinger.com on July 15 in conjunction with Podiobooks.com. This has been a long time coming, and I am looking forward to sharing the first episodes with you. That's right, I said episodes, with an "s."

On July 15 you will get not one, not two, not three or four episodes, you will get the first FIVE episodes of the Borrowed Time podiobook straight to your podcatcher, newsreader, or iTunes for your listening pleasure. Whether you subscribe to the book via Podiobook.com or Penslinger.com, you will get all five episodes on July 15. After that, episodes will be released weekly until the book is done.

But wait! There's more! If you subscribe to the Penslinger.com feed you will also receive the first companion episode to the podiobook. These companion episodes will include my insights about the chapters that have been released so far, feedback I have received, and other bits of useless, er, interesting, trivia. And a complete set of Ginsu knives! OK, no knives, but you will receive cutting-edge commentary that may just slice your veggies for you.

So if you just want pure story, head on over to Podiobooks.com and sign up for your own custom feed that will release episodes when YOU say. If you want the whole Borrowed Time experience, including the commentary episodes that are sure to become a collector's item, then subscribe to the podcast feed at Penslinger.com.

No matter which feed you choose, be sure to subscribe to the Penslinger blog feed in your favorite news reader to keep up with all the Borrowed Time news.

The clock is ticking, and when the countdown reaches zero the adventure begins!

In the race for the future, time has no boundaries