Krazy Karaoke - Pump It!

This song was inspired by the ever-rising price of gas.
To be sung to the tune of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson.

I'm standing at the pump, can't believe what I see.
Just the other day the price was two-fifty.
But now it's three-twelve and killing me
So pump it, just pump it! Whoo!

Remember in the day when we paid one-ten?
We'll never see those happy days again.
But I sit and reminisce about the prices then,
And pump it, I pump it

Chorus
Just pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it
If ya don't like it you can lump it. (boo hoo!)
Go fill your tank today while you can,
Who knows if its ever going to end.
Just pump it.
Just pump it.
Just pump it.

The oil companies are losing their shirt,
After all they have to get the stuff from dirt!
So fill up your tank and don't you shirk
Just pump it, go pump it!

Don't blame it on Katrina or the government, too.
We still pay less than the British do.
So fill your SUV and try to get a clue,
Go pump it, just pump it!

Chorus
Go pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it
Every fill-up brings excitement.
Don't like price then just wait a bit,
It'll go up ten cents in a couple minutes.
Just pump it.
Just pump it.
Just pump it.

Using lots of gas is the American way,
We drive around in our big cars every day.
All-time highs are the price that we pay,
So pump it, go pump it.

I need a big raise or a second job.
Should I get a Beetle or a diesel Saab?
Maybe a car that will run on corn cobs?
Just pump it, go pump it

Chorus
Go pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it
If ya don't like it you can lump it. (boo hoo!)
Fill up your car 'cause you never know,
How much you'll pay come tomorrow.
Just pump it.
Just pump it.
Just pump it.