Krazy Karaoke - Noe

One of the podcasts I listen to is Pottercast, which is all about the latest happenings in the Harry Potter world. John Noe is one of the hosts of this show, and he is a really funny guy. This song is about some of the many things that have been brought up by or attributed to him during the many Pottercasts I have listened to. Alas, if you don't listen to this show the song probably won't mean much to you. But if you do, enjoy!

Sung to the tune of "Lola" by The Kinks. Those who are really brave of heart can listen to me sing it by clicking the play button below.

I put in my buds and turn my player on,
'Cause it's Potter time and I've got hear John Noe.
J-o-h-n Noe

He's got lots of theories and jokes to tell,
Makes Melissa groan and Sue laugh as well.
John Noe, J-o-h-n Noe
No-No-No-No Noe

Now he's got the inside scoop with Jo,
They speak every week on the telephone
Oh, John Noe
No-No-No-No Noe

Horcrux times seven equals Horcri
Its just too bad that Jo disagrees
with Noe
John-John-John-John Noe
No-No-No-No Noe

Well he can play DDR all night,
In a Slytherin robe he looks alright.
Now it really doesn't matter which one it is,
It will be the best PotterCast he ever did.

Now he's my favorite burrito boy
'Cause I learned about Chitople joy
from John Noe
John-John-John-John Noe
No-No-No-No Noe
Noe, J-o-h-n Noe
No-No-No-No Noe

I can't wait a day
For the next Pottercast
But when it appears
I know it won't last
Then I will have to wait again

Melissa thinks his theories are all duds
But we all know the truth of Mr. Blood
by John Noe
No-No-No-No Noe

It may not make the book; we'll have to see,
but I bet we'll see it in the next movie
with John Noe
No-No-No-No Noe

Well, Dawlish is his favorite Ministry man,
He'll be a big part of the final plan.
It won't be Harry that saves the day,
But only Dawlish and Luna I say!

Well, I'm not the type just to wait and see
But I know I'll listen in another week for John Noe
No-No-No-No Noe
No-No-No-No Noe